Queen of the Puns: only five feet tall but claims to be 5’ 1”, wealth of trivia knowledge, comedian, will always outwit you, terrified of ants, is a lesbian but would go straight for Usher
Department/Title: Head Gardener at Maine Clone Company
Previous jobs/career: Nothing as fun as this
Favorite thing about working in the industry: Never running dry
Biggest strength you bring to the company: My awesome sense of humor, and my height
Hobbies during your spare time: Getting my face clawed off by a toddler
Favorite binge worthy show: Grey’s Anatomy or The Office (screw you NBC for stealing it from Netflix)
Favorite author or book: The Pout-Pout Fish, because my kid is too cute reading it
Best concert you’ve ever been to:10,000 Lakes Festival in Minnesota, especially The Flaming Lips
If your personality could be embodied in a strain, what strain would you be? Probably Hot Mess by Cannarado Genetics, haha
What type of stoner you are? Definitely a MacGyver stoner, or the storyteller, who only has one story and keeps retelling it
Favorite middle-of-the-night munchies: Lays Sour Cream and Onion chips. Keep the family-size bag away from me!
Favorite pet (or pets): The Hamburglar. The dopest cat. Loved to go on car rides and stick his head out of the window, come into the shower, climb trees, and go for walks on his leash. Eventually he escaped his human captors to become a woodland hermit, who occasionally spies on our mundane lifestyle from the tree line.